WONDER DRUG!

I am among the living I do have to say however I have taken all of the above drugs and at one time in mass quantity which had me neurotic as if I couldn't sleep as it was. The other night I went to the cupboard after almost coughing a lung up and proceeded the usual taking of the usual cough syrups when I realized one of the bottles was empty (Robitussin CF)(Highly recommended by Gayle) and another bottle (Delsym) was 1/2 way empty.

Puzzling I said to my self because early this morning when I got off the phone with Gayle they both were full and still had their safety wrapping around them. I know because I was swearing trying to get the bloody things open. I said "Self you best ask around to see who else has been sneaking the syrup". To my dismay no one had and at this point I became a little off balanced. . .

My eyes were having trouble focusing as well but hey I wasn't coughing as much and my lungs weren't about to come flying out, and my eyes were not going to come popping out of my head and I'd have to chase them as they went rolling down the hallway with so much pressure from coughing.

This was a good sign. EXCEPT NOW I thought to my self. . . . "Self we are in a predicament". "Why do you do things like this?" I said, " I don't know I wasn't paying attention to the label, I just kept taking a hit every time I coughed!" So I went to my room to continue on my conversation. That and I didn't want my girls to know what I did, they already think I am a ninny at times. Boyd's out of town (whew!!!) (Kyle is at school, double whew!!!) I am to neurotic to sleep at this point but hey she is feeling goooood!!!

I'm already reclused to the southwest corner of the house because of the coughing plague. Thank goodness that is where my room is. I haven't seen Soy Bean in a month (Okay it has only been a week) but I swear it seems like a month. I went down stairs tonight just to get a glimpse of him because I forgot what my Grandson looks like and his evil mother was on me like a fly to you know what and I got yelled at and almost tourcherd to get back to my south west corner cell.

Hey it beats the next best thing I was going to do, I was ready to call out to anyone that had the hard stuff. I don't drink but when you are desperate and haven't slept in almost a week and you have coughed until it is beyond hurt. Whiskey sounds like the next best thing.

Life is so hard as a sick person here. I hope everyone out there feels sorry for my life because I know I do. Which leads me to the title of this blog, I finally had Erikah take me to the Doctor, well actually after the family saying in their nicest voices (ya right!) I ended up getting a prescription of a wonder cough syrup. Thank goodness for Codeine. HIP HIP HOORAY!!!

25 Random Things

1. I am a true red-head without dye, I get tired of people asking me what levels and colors my hair is.

2. I use to own a Boutique(crafts, floral, wood, scents, etc.) In my creative days

3. I was a multi-level queen, I sold anything from Tupperware, MaryKay, Princess House Crystal, PartyLite Candles, you name it I sold it.

4. I believe in Angels! Truly. . .

5. My favorite color is Red

6. I have ADHD

7. I really am Shy(no, really)

8. I am madly in love with my husband he is my best friend

9. I do things to him just to piss him off (not mean things)

10. I am very competitive to a fault, my goal in life is to beat Kyle(son in law) at the games we play)

11. This is harder than I thought. I use allot of run on sentences.

12. I had a monkey as a pet

13. I always thought boy toys were funner than girls

14. Since my heart surgery I thought I was going to get better but I'm not and I am irritated because I want to be energized!!!!....I have no time to be sick or tired. . . (I am running out of things to say) I must be boring.

15 I really am not boring.

16. I am happy to be a grandma, it's the best thing in the world

17. I tend to be a perfectionist so I drive my family nuts

18. I try to drive my family nuts on purpose sometimes

19. I truly cried when we sold my 1991 Chevy Lumina (Blumina was the ol' gals name) in December. I didn't have the heart to see her leave from the driveway. (I am getting emotional just typing this) Bless her little engine's soul.

20. I was in college forever because I didn't know what I wanted to be when I grew up. I still don't know what I want to be. So I guess I will never grow up.

21. Out of all the actors in the world, Benny Hill the nasty little pervert bought me a Coke in Texas where I was going to Travel Agent School for the Bureau of Reclamation and he was trying to hit on me.

22. I have an Authority figure problem

23. I have a tendency to be a little on the rebellious side (I can't help it, it may have something to do with #22)

24. I am sweet and kind and I am a real Peacemaker. That sounds counter to #'s 22&23But I really am, maybe that is why the rebellion

25.I WANT EVERYONE TO LEARN ABOUT RUBINSTEIN TAYBI SYNDROME. I am an advocate for it. In honor of my grandson (this is why I believe in angels)

10 THINGS

1.  I love Lou Diamond Phillips, he is not drop dead gorgeous but it is weird.  Maybe it was because of La Bamba who knows?

2.  I truly am the funniest person, funnier than Stacy and Tarah put together.  Really I'm so funny I crack myself up.

3.  You can compare my family to "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" family except we aren't Greek.

4.  I am weird about playing the "what if" game.  IE., if an airplane is flying over my house I will look up in the sky and say to my self, "self" "what if" that plane came crashing down or "what if" I am at a bank making a deposit and bank robbers came in.

5.  In my formal life I must have gotten attacked by a bear because I have a horrific fear of getting attacked or eaten by a bear.  I mean really truly fearful to where I am uneasy camping.  So if I am attacked while camping don't be surprised.  Just save my ring.

6.  I have a foot fetish, not like Tarah.  I can't stand rough heels on me or anyone.  It drives me to distraction.  I can't think straight if I see someone with bad feet.  It overwhelms me.  I want to go pumice the hell out of them.  Same with elbows.

7.  I love to dance, my sisters and me will just randomly dance.  We love to dance to "We are family, I've got all my sisters with me by Sister Sledge and my girls and nieces all make fun of us and know each of our moves.  Word up is another good tune some Michael Jackson, Disco, Oingo Boingo, and such.

8.  I love the 3 amigos, So I married an Ax Murderer, Princess Bride but mostly 3 amigos.  I quote it a lot.  I'm a very simple person.  What you see is what you get.

9.  I don't understand why we can't have exotic pets in our homes.  I owned a Monkey named Libra and he was awesome.  I would own a farm if someone would run it and I could just go out and play and not work.

10.  I have a shoe obsession.  It really is sick.  I love shoes almost as much as I love my lover.  It's not right.  I know.  Thou shalt not covet.  I can't help it.  I know there is a lot of needy people out there but I still love them I buy them even if I can't where them because they are to freakin high, I am working into the high ones.  I am vacuuming in my high heels so I can get used to them.  Walking around the house and phasing myself into them.  So one day you will see some sexy shoes on my big ol' calves.                       

11.  I love Pork Rinds and was on a Biscoff binge, still on the binge.  I have eaten packages after packages of Biscoffs with milk.  I keep hoping I will burn out of the damn cookies but I can't stop.  Someone help me!

CORRECTION

THANK YOU LINDS FOR CORRECTING ME, GOOD THING BOYD DOESN'T PAY ATTENTION TO OUR BLOG. LINDSEY TOLD ME IT WAS THE ARIZONA CARDINALS AND NOT FALCONS. SEE HOW WELL I PAY ATTENTION. MY FRENCHIE PIERRE IS NOW NAMED BOWSER, SO IF YOU SEE A REVERSED BRINDLE FRENCHIE RUNNING AROUND ARIZONA WITH A SEXY LOOKING CHEERLEADER TYPE WOMAN. THAT IS MY FRENCHIE LINDSEY. RUN UP AND GIVE HIM A SMOOCH FOR ME.

OKAY STACY IS THIS PICTURE BETTER

ME IN 1981-MY SENIOR PICTURE

4TH PHOTO TAG

4th photo in your 4th album; or, if you are like some and don’t have an album, 4th photo from your downloads on the 4th.

Here is mine.

HOLY MOLY I BETTER UPDATE!!!!

Well I have allot to catch you up on. First I took a little trip with my sister Lisa (sister bonding) to Las Vegas and enjoyed the warm weather. That was in January. We were in short sleeved shirts enjoying the sun. I am official addicted to Ricardo's Chimichanga. I have eaten at other Mexican places since and I haven't found any as good as Ricardo's. Me and Jonah (my nephew) pigged out on Outbacks Victorian Steak and Crab he is there playing basketball so we went to visit and to drive back with Anastacia who was also visiting her brother. It is nice to get away from the blustery weather.

We love the In and Out Burger I almost got dive bombed by a bird check it out

We celebrated two birthdays, one was my dads and the other was Lisa my sister. We love to celebrate. Every celebration always has to do with eating. Food is the main focus of our parties.

We pigged out when it was the Superbowl. Which of course our team lost. I say our Team because I really don't have a team. I just cheered for the Arizona Falcons because I sold one of my French Bulldog puppies to a Falcon Cheerleader. Boyd has always loved that team, he has always followed the quarterbacks career.

We eat at every event, be it a basketball game, football, birthday, graduation, baptism, blessing, marriage, engagement, pregnancy, promotion, demotion, death, etc. Hey at my funeral just have a party and everyone bring a pot luck and enjoy. No wonder I can never loose weight. Oh well as I say "when life gives you oranges, eat them all."

My dad is very touched as my sister reads a sweet note from one of his Grand-daughters

Where was I? Off on a tangent again!

Oh ya, Megan had Sweethearts and here are some pictures from that. She is so beautiful. She had a very fun time. For their day activity they took the boys for Pedicures. (girl after my own heart) I guess if your going to pay for everything you might as well get something out of it. The guys seemed to like it.

One last and final thing. I have a new baby. You guessed it she is 2 lbs. ish and a few oz. She is my sweet Belarus' grand-daughter. Marley is her mom and my Niece Natalie owns her. When I was helping Marley birth her puppies and this little fawn came out I just started tearing up because she looked like my Belarus. So here is her picture and her name is Tallulah Bell. She is looking more and more like Belarus but I know not to compare. No one will ever take the place of Bella.

Well now you have it a brief (maybe not so brief) summary of whats been going on in my life.