10 THINGS

1.  I love Lou Diamond Phillips, he is not drop dead gorgeous but it is weird.  Maybe it was because of La Bamba who knows?

2.  I truly am the funniest person, funnier than Stacy and Tarah put together.  Really I'm so funny I crack myself up.

3.  You can compare my family to "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" family except we aren't Greek.

4.  I am weird about playing the "what if" game.  IE., if an airplane is flying over my house I will look up in the sky and say to my self, "self" "what if" that plane came crashing down or "what if" I am at a bank making a deposit and bank robbers came in.

5.  In my formal life I must have gotten attacked by a bear because I have a horrific fear of getting attacked or eaten by a bear.  I mean really truly fearful to where I am uneasy camping.  So if I am attacked while camping don't be surprised.  Just save my ring.

6.  I have a foot fetish, not like Tarah.  I can't stand rough heels on me or anyone.  It drives me to distraction.  I can't think straight if I see someone with bad feet.  It overwhelms me.  I want to go pumice the hell out of them.  Same with elbows.

7.  I love to dance, my sisters and me will just randomly dance.  We love to dance to "We are family, I've got all my sisters with me by Sister Sledge and my girls and nieces all make fun of us and know each of our moves.  Word up is another good tune some Michael Jackson, Disco, Oingo Boingo, and such.

8.  I love the 3 amigos, So I married an Ax Murderer, Princess Bride but mostly 3 amigos.  I quote it a lot.  I'm a very simple person.  What you see is what you get.

9.  I don't understand why we can't have exotic pets in our homes.  I owned a Monkey named Libra and he was awesome.  I would own a farm if someone would run it and I could just go out and play and not work.

10.  I have a shoe obsession.  It really is sick.  I love shoes almost as much as I love my lover.  It's not right.  I know.  Thou shalt not covet.  I can't help it.  I know there is a lot of needy people out there but I still love them I buy them even if I can't where them because they are to freakin high, I am working into the high ones.  I am vacuuming in my high heels so I can get used to them.  Walking around the house and phasing myself into them.  So one day you will see some sexy shoes on my big ol' calves.                       

11.  I love Pork Rinds and was on a Biscoff binge, still on the binge.  I have eaten packages after packages of Biscoffs with milk.  I keep hoping I will burn out of the damn cookies but I can't stop.  Someone help me!